That moment you realise those ladders are not the bailiffs it's next door's window cleaner.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
That moment when....
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That moment you realise those ladders are not the bailiffs it's next door's window cleaner.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
That moment when your phone rings at 6:51 in the morning followed by a text from someone you aren't speaking to at the moment. The urgency? To tell me to be careful today because there's been a sighting of a bear, 40 miles north, in a city I never go to.
Because that shit could have waited until later in the fucking morning. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(July 21, 2018 at 8:29 am)Joods Wrote: That moment when your phone rings at 6:51 in the morning followed by a text from someone you aren't speaking to at the moment. The urgency? To tell me to be careful today because there's been a sighting of a bear, 40 miles north, in a city I never go to. My phone is sixty feet from me at night. Anybody wants to talk to me on the phone has to hand it to me first.
The phone rang twice before she hung up on her end, only to send me a text instead. I can't tell you how much I hate that.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(July 21, 2018 at 8:29 am)Joods Wrote: That moment when your phone rings at 6:51 in the morning followed by a text from someone you aren't speaking to at the moment. The urgency? To tell me to be careful today because there's been a sighting of a bear, 40 miles north, in a city I never go to. I dunno. Look pretty dangerous.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Eew. Too much hair lol.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
The moment when you’re listening to a radio and they play a “classic” song that ruins your general opinion of the quality of music from the 70s
Seriously? Airport made it to no 4 in the UK in 1978??
Dying to live, living to die.
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