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Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
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RE: Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
July 1, 2018 at 3:00 pm
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RE: Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
July 1, 2018 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 1, 2018 at 5:43 pm by Fireball.)
I was poly'd many times for my job. I sweat bullets and come out drenched and emotionally drained. I know people who have committed crimes at work (how they don't get fired for them is beyond me) who can sail right through the exam. Then again, some of the ones who do well are fucking liars, and everyone knows it.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
July 1, 2018 at 9:51 pm
(July 1, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: I was poly'd many times for my job. I sweat bullets and come out drenched and emotionally drained. I know people who have committed crimes at work (how they don't get fired for them is beyond me) who can sail right through the exam. Then again, some of the ones who do well are fucking liars, and everyone knows it.

I offered to lie about something for a control. The tester didn't catch it. The machine never catches it. The whole thing comes down to what the tester believes or doesn't.
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RE: Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
July 1, 2018 at 10:44 pm
(July 1, 2018 at 9:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(July 1, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Fireball Wrote: I was poly'd many times for my job. I sweat bullets and come out drenched and emotionally drained. I know people who have committed crimes at work (how they don't get fired for them is beyond me) who can sail right through the exam. Then again, some of the ones who do well are fucking liars, and everyone knows it.

I offered to lie about something for a control. The tester didn't catch it. The machine never catches it. The whole thing comes down to what the tester believes or doesn't.

You just have balls of steel. If I am asked to say blue is red (an actual control question), the meter pegs out. I know people who have had their tickets pulled because they didn't react enough when making the lie for the control question.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Polygraphs and President Sh*thole
July 2, 2018 at 4:34 pm
(July 1, 2018 at 10:44 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 1, 2018 at 9:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I offered to lie about something for a control. The tester didn't catch it. The machine never catches it. The whole thing comes down to what the tester believes or doesn't.

You just have balls of steel. If I am asked to say blue is red (an actual control question), the meter pegs out. I know people who have had their tickets pulled because they didn't react enough when making the lie for the control question.

It's not hard, just don't care. No emotion comes through and you don't spike. I calmly described a planned murder and how I was going to thwart it while making the planners think I was on their side. None of it was true but the tester said I passed with flying colors.
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