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I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!

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I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
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I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:21 pm
But some of you sniggered and sneered and even tried to play fast and loose with definitions.  IT ISN'T MILK!!!

Almonds Don't Lactate

Victory is mine.  mwa ha ha.

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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:23 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2018 at 5:23 pm by Foxaèr.)
I'm still drinking the lactose free stuff since the issue merely seems to be a concern of semantics.
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:24 pm
Moo...
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:25 pm
The shame is mine, for thinking that they were breasts and squeezing that sweet milk- like liquid out of them. Blush
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:33 pm
That might explain why I can never locate the nipples.
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:37 pm
(July 19, 2018 at 5:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Moo...

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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:41 pm
But have you seen the specially genetically modified almond created in German labs?

They're called "uber boober" almonds.

True story!*










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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 5:45 pm
(July 19, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Kit Wrote: I'm still drinking the lactose free stuff since the issue merely seems to be a concern of semantics.

You may be right.  Arguing over what does or does not qualify as milk seems udderly ridiculous.

Boru
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 6:40 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2018 at 6:44 pm by brewer.)
Got Milc?

Edit: I don't think the FDA can limit "milk" to only cow milk. Fuckin dissin on my sheep peeps.
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RE: I Told You...Oh, Yes I Did!
July 19, 2018 at 6:54 pm
They gave us Carnation condensed milk, then powdered milk! Where does it end Dunno
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