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Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
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Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 7:25 pm
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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 7:38 pm
Hahahaha. Take Bigfoot, already the stupidest thing you could believe in, and make it even stupidier. Good job family research council.
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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm
Well, not THE Devil.

But certainly demons...

I wonder how they'd feel if the found out I wrote the outline of a story where a group of villagers in the 1500s were hunting witches and their target turned out to be a demoness instead...?

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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 8:44 pm
(July 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, not THE Devil.

But certainly demons...

I wonder how they'd feel if the found out I wrote the outline of a story where a group of villagers in the 1500s were hunting witches and their target turned out to be a demoness instead...?

Great X8 grandma? Did you tell how the villagers all appeared to have been slashed to ribbons, a la "Kill Bill"?
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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 8:45 pm
(July 24, 2018 at 8:44 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, not THE Devil.

But certainly demons...

I wonder how they'd feel if the found out I wrote the outline of a story where a group of villagers in the 1500s were hunting witches and their target turned out to be a demoness instead...?

Great X8 grandma? Did you tell how the villagers all appeared to have been slashed to ribbons, a la "Kill Bill"?

Nope. But she burned them alive while eating the heart of the main "witch finder".

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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 24, 2018 at 8:47 pm
(July 24, 2018 at 7:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, not THE Devil.

But certainly demons...

I wonder how they'd feel if the found out I wrote the outline of a story where a group of villagers in the 1500s were hunting witches and their target turned out to be a demoness instead...?

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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 25, 2018 at 1:51 am
That looks more like a ninja to me.
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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 25, 2018 at 2:05 am
(July 24, 2018 at 8:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 24, 2018 at 8:44 pm)Fireball Wrote: Great X8 grandma? Did you tell how the villagers all appeared to have been slashed to ribbons, a la "Kill Bill"?

Nope.  But she burned them alive while eating the heart of the main "witch finder".

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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 25, 2018 at 3:00 am
Christians just doing what they always have been doing and that is taking other people's mythology and incorporating them into their own.

teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Xhristards - Getting Stupider Every Day
July 25, 2018 at 4:05 am (This post was last modified: July 25, 2018 at 4:07 am by Huggy Bear.)
(July 24, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/right-w...ust-devil/

Quote:Right-wing Christians are now claiming that Bigfoot is really just the ‘Devil’

Wow.  Really.  Just fucking wow.

That's more of a right-wing issue than a christian one.

Apparently it's not all that hard to get a right-wing politician to drop his drawers and run at someone ass first while yelling 'USA'.

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