RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 6:27 pm
"Hands up everyone in this room who is going to heaven!
"Not so fast, kid!"
"Not so fast, kid!"
Dying to live, living to die.
Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 6:27 pm
"Hands up everyone in this room who is going to heaven!
"Not so fast, kid!"
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 6:37 pm
(July 26, 2018 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'No, love, you aren't going to Heaven, but something much more wonderful is going to happen. When your body stops working, you'll sleep forever and ever. But the part of you that's left will break down into a million, jillion teeny pieces and become part of everything in the whole world - trees, bumblebees, the oceans - just everything. And those tiny bits of you will never, ever go away. You're going to be part of everything forever and ever, so you aren't really going away.' Can you say that to me on my deathbed RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 6:37 pm
"Here kid, let me adjust your morphine drip for you...."
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 6:51 pm
(July 25, 2018 at 1:37 pm)DodosAreDead Wrote: Assume the child is very young, somewhere in the range of 4-8, perhaps? Their parents are religious. They're worried about hell. What will your response be?There is no reason to believe in hell and their is no reason to believe in heaven.Believe in the here and now and be the best you can be and if that's not good enough for a god why would you want to live with him forever .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 7:07 pm
(This post was last modified: July 26, 2018 at 7:07 pm by Alexmahone.)
"No, you can't go to Norway in this condition."
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 7:17 pm
(July 26, 2018 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'No, love, you aren't going to Heaven, but something much more wonderful is going to happen. When your body stops working, you'll sleep forever and ever. But the part of you that's left will break down into a million, jillion teeny pieces and become part of everything in the whole world - trees, bumblebees, the oceans - just everything. And those tiny bits of you will never, ever go away. You're going to be part of everything forever and ever, so you aren't really going away.' JFC, this thread is killing me! 😭
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 26, 2018 at 8:39 pm
(This post was last modified: July 26, 2018 at 8:40 pm by Whateverist.)
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 27, 2018 at 7:54 pm
(July 26, 2018 at 12:03 pm)Alexmahone Wrote:(July 26, 2018 at 7:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'd lie to him/her and say "Yes, you're going to Heaven." Because theists have made that acceptable. You have to prove there is a Heaven. RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 27, 2018 at 8:08 pm
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 27, 2018 at 10:26 pm
I'd give them permission to come back and haunt me.
Any kid that talks to me knows I'm an ass.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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