Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 30, 2025, 3:21 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
#41
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
(July 26, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(July 26, 2018 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'No, love, you aren't going to Heaven, but something much more wonderful is going to happen.  When your body stops working, you'll sleep forever and ever.  But the part of you that's left will break down into a million, jillion teeny pieces and become part of everything in the whole world - trees, bumblebees, the oceans - just everything.  And those tiny bits of you will never, ever go away. You're going to be part of everything forever and ever, so you aren't really going away.'

Boru

Can you say that to me on my deathbed

Lovely isn't it.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Reply
#42
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
(July 25, 2018 at 1:37 pm)DodosAreDead Wrote: Assume the child is very young, somewhere in the range of 4-8, perhaps? Their parents are religious. They're worried about hell. What will your response be?

I'd tell them to grow up.
Reply
#43
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
I doubt that anyone here would say anything but yes, you're going to heaven.
I can honestly say that if I had a friend that said anything otherwise, they'd be gone from my life in an instant.




Reply
#44
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
(July 25, 2018 at 1:37 pm)DodosAreDead Wrote: Assume the child is very young, somewhere in the range of 4-8, perhaps? Their parents are religious. They're worried about hell. What will your response be?

Don’t worry. Hell isn’t real.
Reply
#45
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
Just calmly tell the poor child that they will be going to hell instead.

For real i'd probably tell them that i wouldn't know what happens after death.
Reply
#46
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
Use the occsion to blackmail the tyke into giving you embarrassing information on his parents. Cui bono?
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]
Reply
#47
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
I suppose an insurance company executive would say "hurry up kid...we need the bed."
Reply
#48
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
I'd tell them that heaven doesn't exist and that its just a myth their parents were foolish enough to believe. What? Its not like I'm ever going see the kid again.
Reply
#49
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
(July 28, 2018 at 6:11 pm)johan Wrote: I'd tell them that heaven doesn't exist and that its just a myth their parents were foolish enough to believe. What? Its not like I'm ever going see the kid again.

Might be grateful, if the flip side of his concern for heaven were that he was bound to end up in hell.
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]
Reply
#50
RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
(July 26, 2018 at 1:52 am)DodosAreDead Wrote:
(July 25, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If I'm going to lie to a kid I'll tell them that they will get well instead.
But then when they're about to die you're gonna leave them feeling betrayed, sad and confused.

That's an unfair bit of info you randomly threw in there. You made it seem like the kid was dying in our arms and it was the last convo for the kid. You need to specify if this is something prolonged like a cancer patient with months left or a car accident with minutes.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Atheists, how can you say there is no God. When... Urani9 30 1558 December 12, 2024 at 11:39 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
  Are Atheists Afraid to Join Atheists? Asmodeus 10 1048 October 26, 2024 at 9:09 am
Last Post: Asmodeus
  Dear Atheists: what would convince you God/Christ is Real? JJoseph 209 23659 June 12, 2024 at 10:54 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Dying Well Jamie Boy 35 3739 June 12, 2024 at 10:36 pm
Last Post: Prycejosh1987
  Stupid things Atheists say... Authari 26 2400 January 9, 2024 at 9:36 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  [Serious] comforting the dying ColeDavis 31 3511 November 20, 2023 at 2:34 am
Last Post: ColeDavis
  What would an atheist say if someone said "Hallelujah, you're my savior man." Woah0 16 2102 September 22, 2022 at 6:35 pm
Last Post: Simon Moon
Question Atheists and Agnostics that have child Eclectic 11 1604 August 28, 2022 at 3:36 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Athiest parent sending child to Catholic school EchoEllis 36 6153 December 2, 2021 at 10:24 am
Last Post: brewer
  Atheists: What if Trump addressed your issues in America. Would you vote for him? Sanau 38 6277 March 30, 2020 at 8:15 pm
Last Post: Anomalocaris



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)