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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 6:46 am
(July 26, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Aegon Wrote: (July 26, 2018 at 3:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'No, love, you aren't going to Heaven, but something much more wonderful is going to happen. When your body stops working, you'll sleep forever and ever. But the part of you that's left will break down into a million, jillion teeny pieces and become part of everything in the whole world - trees, bumblebees, the oceans - just everything. And those tiny bits of you will never, ever go away. You're going to be part of everything forever and ever, so you aren't really going away.'
Boru
Can you say that to me on my deathbed
Lovely isn't it.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 7:06 am
I doubt that anyone here would say anything but yes, you're going to heaven.
I can honestly say that if I had a friend that said anything otherwise, they'd be gone from my life in an instant.
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 2:55 pm
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Just calmly tell the poor child that they will be going to hell instead.
For real i'd probably tell them that i wouldn't know what happens after death.
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 4:37 pm
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Use the occsion to blackmail the tyke into giving you embarrassing information on his parents. Cui bono?
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 5:11 pm
I suppose an insurance company executive would say "hurry up kid...we need the bed."
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 6:11 pm
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I'd tell them that heaven doesn't exist and that its just a myth their parents were foolish enough to believe. What? Its not like I'm ever going see the kid again.
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RE: Atheists: What would you say to a dying child who asks you if they'll go to heaven?
July 28, 2018 at 10:49 pm
(July 26, 2018 at 1:52 am)DodosAreDead Wrote: (July 25, 2018 at 2:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If I'm going to lie to a kid I'll tell them that they will get well instead.
But then when they're about to die you're gonna leave them feeling betrayed, sad and confused.
That's an unfair bit of info you randomly threw in there. You made it seem like the kid was dying in our arms and it was the last convo for the kid. You need to specify if this is something prolonged like a cancer patient with months left or a car accident with minutes.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."