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Funny scenario imaginary question
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 6:06 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 5:59 pm)SaStrike Wrote:
(July 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait.

Guys will PAY for a bj??

Are you implying you could've been much richer?

Extremely!

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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 6:07 pm
I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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RE: Question to guys
July 30, 2018 at 6:08 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 6:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(July 30, 2018 at 10:30 am)Joods Wrote: Lol I see no one got the joke.


I've been having some outbreaks of blond moments.  Maybe you could explain it repeatedly and louder?
(July 30, 2018 at 5:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait.

Guys will PAY for a bj??


Of course not.  We have to charge you that small fee because feeding you our yang energy leaves us somewhat depleted.  I hope you are still happy with the product.

From my experience, "very little" ALSO applies to energy expenditure...

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RE: Question to guys
July 30, 2018 at 6:09 pm
(July 30, 2018 at 6:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 30, 2018 at 6:04 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I've been having some outbreaks of blond moments.  Maybe you could explain it repeatedly and louder?


Of course not.  We have to charge you that small fee because feeding you our yang energy leaves us somewhat depleted.  I hope you are still happy with the product.

From my experience, "very little" ALSO applies to energy expenditure...


Okay I'll pay you to prime the handle and get the siphon going.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 30, 2018 at 6:45 pm
If my mere presence doesn't get you going, you'll need some blue pills...

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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 31, 2018 at 12:27 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2018 at 1:52 am by purplepurpose.)
(July 30, 2018 at 6:07 pm)Lucanus Wrote: I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$

Agree. It's a rational price.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 31, 2018 at 12:36 am
(July 30, 2018 at 5:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Have you all failed to notice that you don't have to be the one giving the blow job?

Honestly, one doesn't appeal more to me than The other. And i think i might feel more horrified if there were Some guy sucking on my dick.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 31, 2018 at 3:16 am
(July 30, 2018 at 6:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If my mere presence doesn't get you going, you'll need some blue pills...

Even your online presence gets some going, won't mention names.
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 31, 2018 at 3:26 am
Who are theists mysteriously absent here?

Theists will suck Jesus' cock but no-one else's? Nice to know that they're loyal like that... Big Grin
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RE: Funny scenario imaginary question
July 31, 2018 at 3:39 am
(July 31, 2018 at 3:26 am)ignoramus Wrote: Who are theists mysteriously absent here?

Theists will suck Jesus' cock but no-one else's? Nice to know that they're loyal like that... Big Grin

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