Fake tweet, but still on point.
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Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
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(August 4, 2018 at 10:04 am)Cathooloo Wrote: Fake tweet, but still on point. Oh no, you've killed me!!! Was it really fake? Ah, fuck the internet.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
August 4, 2018 at 11:29 am
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2018 at 11:30 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(August 4, 2018 at 9:38 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID. Anyone buying groceries on credit deserves to be both hungry AND broke. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(August 4, 2018 at 11:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 9:38 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID. It is unamerican to actually have the money for thing one needs or wishes to indulge in. (August 4, 2018 at 11:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 9:38 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID. I use my CostCo credit card for as many purchases as possible, because I get a rebate every year, to the tune of several hundred dollars. Of course, that bill gets paid in full every month.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 4, 2018 at 10:35 am)Aroura Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 10:04 am)Cathooloo Wrote: Fake tweet, but still on point. The grammar is messed up. It has to be fake. Who do you think he is? Trump? 😝
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (August 4, 2018 at 11:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 9:38 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Far be it for me to acknowledge that trump’s lies could be less than totally false by accident, but if you want to pay for your groceries with a credit card you may need to show ID. Oh, my. I know a few people who were laid off from work during the recession and it was either use their credit card or not eat. The "safety net" here in the US is pretty shitty sometimes. -Teresa
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(August 4, 2018 at 11:58 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:(August 4, 2018 at 10:35 am)Aroura Wrote: Oh no, you've killed me!!! Was it really fake? Are you kidding? Trump would do more than miss one piece of punctuation. "I am at a growserie store, buying the very best steaks because I eat ony THE BEST, and I heard I need my I Dee. But Im the president, so I told those sad loosers. SAD" Yeah, that looks about right.
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead RE: Shut Everything Down - Barack Obama Just Won The Internet
August 4, 2018 at 12:19 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2018 at 12:24 pm by Minimalist.)
(August 4, 2018 at 4:17 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: So Trump said you need ID to shop. I suspect he's just a fucking idiot. (August 4, 2018 at 9:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Only if your groceries include things like cigarettes and beer. Not in Arizona. I use a credit card all the time because the store makes a donation to the dog rescue and I get reward points from the card. Win-win. I imagine that the Orange Turdfucker has never bought groceries in his life. |
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