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IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
#11
RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
I recognize the Korean one. My daughter taught herself how to read and write that.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#12
RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
(August 22, 2018 at 11:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Is anyone fluent in "tongues?"

As I understand it there is one person speaking in tongues and another person interpreting the things said. So, yeah, everybody is fluent in tongues if they know the right things to say. Just make that shit up.
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
(August 23, 2018 at 12:39 am)Astreja Wrote:
(August 22, 2018 at 11:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Funny letters?

Oh, the alphabets we could use!  A few sample messages:

هذه الصفحة تركت فارغة عمدا

कुनै पनि समयमा पार्किङ छैन

አንድ መጠን ሁሉንም ይዛመዳል

내부에 사용자가 수리 할 수있는 부품이 없음
SHE USES THE DEVILS SCRIPT!



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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
(August 22, 2018 at 11:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 22, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah, at least we voted in Doug instead of roy. Even if Doug isn't the most progressive candidate around.

How is a hypothetical Alabamian Democrat who thinks Nancy Pelosi is a conservative going to get elected and/or re-elected in Alabama??

Why are so many folks unalterably opposed to running viable candidates in appropriate state elections ??

90% of what they want is doable, and if they can't accept it, they're fine with fucking 0% ??

They'll get elected by running policies that help the average people, instead of the wealthy. Genuinely fight for the right policies, and you'll motivate voters. Even in Alabama. If being a watered down blue dog democrat worked, they wouldn't have been losing so hard in the past decade or so.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
'Rooski yazik' means 'Russian language'. I can't be arsed to Cyrillic my keyboard.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama
(August 23, 2018 at 6:28 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 23, 2018 at 12:39 am)Astreja Wrote: Oh, the alphabets we could use!  A few sample messages:

هذه الصفحة تركت فارغة عمدا

कुनै पनि समयमा पार्किङ छैन

አንድ መጠን ሁሉንም ይዛመዳል

내부에 사용자가 수리 할 수있는 부품이 없음
SHE USES THE DEVILS SCRIPT!

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