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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 2:31 pm
(August 26, 2018 at 9:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 26, 2018 at 7:00 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Keep your guns. You just never know when Kim Jung will try to take over and you need to be prepared!
Or maybe a zombie apocalypse? You can never be too careful I say.
The zombie apocalypse has already happened.
Look at all of the zombies walking around not looking up from their phones...
What? I'm sorry, I was looking at my phone.
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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 2:34 pm
(August 29, 2018 at 2:31 pm)Aroura Wrote: (August 26, 2018 at 9:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The zombie apocalypse has already happened.
Look at all of the zombies walking around not looking up from their phones...
What? I'm sorry, I was looking at my phone.
Last evening, I actually watched my neighbor walk into an electric pole while texting on her phone.
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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 2:50 pm
(August 29, 2018 at 2:34 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: (August 29, 2018 at 2:31 pm)Aroura Wrote: What? I'm sorry, I was looking at my phone.
Last evening, I actually watched my neighbor walk into an electric pole while texting on her phone.
A couple of weeks ago I was walking down Lambton Quay in Wellington, one of the main streets in the CBD, during lunchtime and this idiot was walking toward me looking at his phone and obviously expecting people to get out of his way.
Well, I didn’t.
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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 2:55 pm
(August 29, 2018 at 2:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 29, 2018 at 2:34 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Last evening, I actually watched my neighbor walk into an electric pole while texting on her phone.
A couple of weeks ago I was walking down Lambton Quay in Wellington, one of the main streets in the CBD, during lunchtime and this idiot was walking toward me looking at his phone and obviously expecting people to get out of his way.
Well, I didn’t.
🖕
I'd be ashamed of you if you had.
Pretty recently, herself and I were sitting in the car after a nice dinner, chatting about what to do next when a person of a certain age was walking along, texting like made, walked right into the front of the car, walked around it. Never looked up even when Ellen put down her window and asked, 'Are you alright?'
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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 3:15 pm
(August 29, 2018 at 2:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 29, 2018 at 2:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A couple of weeks ago I was walking down Lambton Quay in Wellington, one of the main streets in the CBD, during lunchtime and this idiot was walking toward me looking at his phone and obviously expecting people to get out of his way.
Well, I didn’t.
🖕
I'd be ashamed of you if you had.
Pretty recently, herself and I were sitting in the car after a nice dinner, chatting about what to do next when a person of a certain age was walking along, texting like made, walked right into the front of the car, walked around it. Never looked up even when Ellen put down her window and asked, 'Are you alright?'
Boru
Yeah.
Bloody zombies!
Should shoot one in the head and use the “walking dead” defence in court...
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RE: Another day another mass shooting in America
August 29, 2018 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2018 at 4:29 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
I've seen people walk into the sides of buses, walk into and over low retaining walls, with resulting prat fall, and generally be oblivious to their impending death due to completely avoidable circumstances. One guy walked into a baby stroller and knocked it over. The mother took his phone and made it a frisbee. People applauded.
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