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Proof that I'm out of fucks to give

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Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 4:51 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 4:19 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

Only once? I try to use mine in every transaction I make. Tongue


You're obviously not offering enough then.

Try throwing in some groceries to see if they will take the kids off your hands ...
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 5:14 pm
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 9:17 pm
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

I would sell anyone for brussel sprouts !!
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 3, 2018 at 9:36 pm
One wife for sale ... no offer refused!

or will swap for 71 mustang parts ...
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 4, 2018 at 12:48 am
(September 3, 2018 at 9:17 pm)possibletarian Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 9:23 am)Joods Wrote: I have four kids and tried trading them for groceries once.

I would sell anyone for brussel sprouts !!


Brussel sprouts??

Degenerate!

Persecute! Kill the heretic!

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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 4, 2018 at 1:12 am
As long as you have enough fucks to give for your groceries, that's all that matters.
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RE: Proof that I'm out of fucks to give
September 4, 2018 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2018 at 7:33 pm by Joods.)
(September 3, 2018 at 4:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 4:03 pm)Joods Wrote: Those can be traded as well. They are dominant in assholishness.

Cats are individuals too. My cat is very friendly no mean bone in his body.

I think the standoffish felines are more likely to be outdoor cats whom constantly have to watch out for danger. Whereas mine is strictly indoors, gets lots of friendly contact from me.

Mine are all indoors. They are still assholes.
(September 3, 2018 at 4:51 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 3, 2018 at 4:19 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Only once? I try to use mine in every transaction I make. Tongue


You're obviously not offering enough then.

Try throwing in some groceries to see if they will take the kids off your hands ...

This is only part of the strategy. You've got to expand on how well they do in school and how they would make excellent retirement plans.
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