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The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 19, 2018 at 9:19 am
Fuck the dumbass
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 19, 2018 at 9:48 am
My penis did not contemplate future consequences very well.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 4:53 am (This post was last modified: September 20, 2018 at 4:53 am by ignoramus.)
(September 19, 2018 at 9:14 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Also

People need to lie to themselves on a daily basis in order to function.

DO NOT!








(see what I did there?)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 5:09 am
Everybody lies
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 5:49 am
It's a wonderful world. Life is amazing.
But people screw it up.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 5:58 am
(September 20, 2018 at 5:09 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Everybody lies

Yeah, but it doesn't matter all that much as most people rarely listen.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 8:41 am
Getting old ain't for sissys.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 9:05 am
You can't always trust authority figures.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 9:44 am
(September 19, 2018 at 2:18 am)Minimalist Wrote: The human body begins to wear out at about 40.

I see you're an optimist Big Grin ...I thought it was 30 Wink
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 20, 2018 at 10:30 am
(September 20, 2018 at 9:44 am)emjay Wrote:
(September 19, 2018 at 2:18 am)Minimalist Wrote: The human body begins to wear out at about 40.

I see you're an optimist Big Grin ...I thought it was 30 Wink

30 weeks??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

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