This is officially the funniest thing Trump has ever said

[Aegon]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...ssion=true

"This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

Incredible. Such bigly words

[I_am_not_mafia]

"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that"

[LadyForCamus]

Oh, man. Let’s make this a, ‘stupidest things Trump has said’ thread. I need a good laugh.

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"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that"

This one reminds me of a Jack Handey quote. 😂

[fromdownunder]

"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that"

I prefer my nuclear bombs to come with plutonium.  The mushroom clouds are so much nicer.

Norm

[brewer]

"You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that"

I prefer my nuclear bombs to come with plutonium.  The mushroom clouds are so much nicer.

Norm

Thanks for putting J Frank Parnell in my head.

"You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead."

[Anomalocaris]

https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...ssion=true

"This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water."

Incredible. Such bigly words

It was a gentle hurricane, one of the dryest we’ve ever seen, from the stand point of mercury.

[Minimalist]

This might be second.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018...the-sahara

Donald Trump urged Spain to 'build the wall' – across the Sahara

Spanish foreign minister says US president advised tactic to stem migration across the Med

Donald Trump suggested the Spanish government tackled the Mediterranean migration crisis by emulating one of his most famous policies and building a wall across the Sahara desert, the country’s foreign minister has revealed.

According to Josep Borrell, the US president brushed off the scepticism of Spanish diplomats – who pointed out that the Sahara stretched for 3,000 miles – saying: “The Sahara border can’t be bigger than our border with Mexico.”

As a matter of fact shithead, it can and is.

[Joods]

‘You know what I wanted to. I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard. I would have hit them. No, no. I was going to hit them, I was all set and then I got a call from a highly respected governor...I was gonna hit one guy in particular, a very little guy. I was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened...I was going to hit a number of those speakers so hard their heads would spin, they’d never recover. And that’s what I did with a lot—that’s why I still don’t have certain people endorsing me: they still haven’t recovered." —reacting to the  National Convention, July 29, 2016

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible." —speaking at a rally in Sioux Center, Iowa, as the audience laughed, January 23, 2016

[Minimalist]

And let's not forget "grab 'em by the pussy."

No wonder he likes Kavanaugh.

[chimp3]

Sorry! The Nobel Prize for incomprehension goes to Professor Irwin Corey: