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The Valkyrie's Guide to...
#41
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(October 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: ‘Fraid not. I have a love of all things meaty.

I guess SaStrike will have to explain this comment then.

To the open forum.

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Noo I'm bad at public speaking. Make a The Valkyrie's guide to public speaking.
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#42
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I bet she's good at that too.... But then again, I see a lot of hobos talking to themselves in public also Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#43
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(October 2, 2018 at 2:07 am)SaStrike Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I guess SaStrike will have to explain this comment then.

To the open forum.

Smile

Noo I'm bad at public speaking. Make a The Valkyrie's guide to public speaking.

Picture them all as Iggy and you have a flamethrower.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#44
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Beccs, on an unrelated note, the average house price in NZ is NZ$649 thousand! The average house price in Auckland is 1m !!!! WTAF!!!
So much for retiring there!

Sorry for derailing ...carry on.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#45
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

Obvious

Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins.  That's just so wrong.  Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.

I see what you did there! Hilarious
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#46
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I haven't the slightest idea what's going on here. Huh
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#47
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(October 3, 2018 at 8:45 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: I haven't the slightest idea what's going on here. Huh

You'll fit right in Big Grin
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#48
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OK, that was a bit tangential. Another tangent- Melania Trump was asked if she bleached her asshole. She responded that, no, she painted him orange.

Should have quoted OOTRC's post, but I have a head cold, ain't thinking right-

"Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins.  That's just so wrong.  Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#49
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(October 2, 2018 at 5:56 am)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, on an unrelated note, the average house price in NZ is NZ$649 thousand! The average house price in Auckland is 1m !!!! WTAF!!!
So much for retiring there!

Sorry for derailing ...carry on.

There's a housing crisis here at the moment.

Too many immigrants, not enough accomodation.

It's driving up house prices and rent.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#50
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(October 3, 2018 at 8:45 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: I haven't the slightest idea what's going on here. Huh

My advice column.

I'm strange.

You'll get used to me.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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