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Poll: Bathroom time.
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I need my alone time.
46.67%
7 46.67%
Fuck all polls.
33.33%
5 33.33%
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Bathroom Poll
#31
RE: Bathroom Poll
Yeah.

That would be "get the fuck out of the bathroom!" from me.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#32
RE: Bathroom Poll
(October 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(October 3, 2018 at 4:33 pm)Fireball Wrote: You must be really strong. Consoling

Everybody knows it's that anal bleaching that really takes it out of us.

(October 3, 2018 at 6:36 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: We have a stuffed flamingo that sings the Macarana while it's head and neck do strange contortions.  (I hear you wonder how far off-topic this can be, but wait for it....)

When Hubby is well into his shower, Filbird, the pink flamingo, sneaks into the bathroom and peeps over the shower curtain while singing the Macarana.  I've been doing this to him for several years now.  About a year into it he started doing the same thing to me.  There's nothing quite as startling as opening your eyes after rinsing shampoo out of your hair and coming face to face with a stuffed pink flamingo who then starts serenading you with the Macarana.

It's only a matter of time until your hubby figures out his next move.

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I just laughed until I cried.  I am in PAIN!!!!  I have NEVER seen anything like that.  That is awesome!   I'm just imagining how much better it would look with a hard on![Image: you-rock-smiley-emoticon.gif]
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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