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Bathroom Poll

Poll: Bathroom time.
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I need my alone time.
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Fuck all polls.
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#11
RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 2:45 pm
Showering together is awesome. Not sure why more couples don't do it.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 2:57 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Showering together is awesome. Not sure why more couples don't do it.
My last two girlfriends and I showered together all the time. Great
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 3:03 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 1:34 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(October 3, 2018 at 1:20 pm)Marozz Wrote: I would be in a similar situation. When the wife is busy getting ready, it’s best to stay out of her way. I also have the use of one drawer, jam packed with my belongings and a very small section in the corner of the wardrobe.

Does yours pee and poop with the door open assuming it's a no fly zone and that you are instinctively to know better?

I do that only when the kids aren't home since the cats seem to think I need help and will meow at the door if it's shut. If the other half happens to walk in, it's because I asked him a question. I don't care that he stands there. When I'm done, I do ask him to leave so I can shut the door and wipe in peace. Something about me wiping my ass that just says... I need to do that in private.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 3:25 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Showering together is awesome. Not sure why more couples don't do it.

When that used to be a thing we'd usually end up emptying the hot water tank. 

And the bottle of lube.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 3:25 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(October 3, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Showering together is awesome. Not sure why more couples don't do it.
And the bottle of lube.
Ejaculation makes men weak.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 3:39 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm)tahaadi Wrote: Ejaculation makes men weak.

Any other urban legends you'd like to tell us about?
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#17
RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 3:47 pm
The dogs frequently come in to see if I need help.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 4:17 pm (This post was last modified: October 3, 2018 at 4:18 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm)tahaadi Wrote:
(October 3, 2018 at 3:25 pm)wyzas Wrote: And the bottle of lube.
Ejaculation makes men weak.

That's why Islam sucks.
We have two full bathrooms. No need to share. We're also the only people in the house, so no need to close the door. (Exhaust fan is mandatory.)
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 4:26 pm
If it’s toilet related? Hell no, I need my privacy. Which I don’t get when the kids are around, seems like they both have a sixth sense about my ass touching the seat... then they suddenly need something and can’t wait to tell me.

My other half and I shower together on a near daily basis, it’s awesome. Shower cuddles are the warmest cuddles. Plus I can see boobs. Win win.
(October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm)tahaadi Wrote: Ejaculation makes men weak.

The fuck is wrong with you?
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 4:33 pm
(October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm)tahaadi Wrote:
(October 3, 2018 at 3:25 pm)wyzas Wrote: And the bottle of lube.
Ejaculation makes men weak.

You must be really strong. Consoling
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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