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Giant spider - ICK
#21
RE: Giant spider - ICK
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#22
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(October 6, 2018 at 6:35 pm)wyzas Wrote: [Image: maxresdefault.jpg]

I understand this is an acquired taste. Acquired by Satan.
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#23
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(October 6, 2018 at 6:35 pm)wyzas Wrote: [Image: maxresdefault.jpg]

OMFG

Faints
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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#24
RE: Giant spider - ICK
That kid needs a pizza.  Badly.
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#25
RE: Giant spider - ICK
(October 6, 2018 at 6:30 pm)wyzas Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

Meh. Tarantulas in the US have cartilage for fangs and no venom. No biggee, though I wouldn't be letting one run all over me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#26
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I wouldn't wait to ask the fucker for its passport.
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#27
RE: Giant spider - ICK
I once had a Golden Garden Spider (♀) in my kitchen. It spun a huge web above the sink. Each morning I sprayed a bit of water on its web to simulate morning dew. After she drank her fill, I fed her several small insects. She lived until early November and produced four egg sacks. I put them in the bushes in the backyard and many hatchlings emerged the following spring.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#28
RE: Giant spider - ICK
(October 6, 2018 at 10:28 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: I once had a Golden Garden Spider (♀) in my kitchen. It spun a huge web above the sink. Each morning I sprayed a bit of water on its web to simulate morning dew. After she drank her fill, I fed her several small insects. She lived until early November and produced four egg sacks. I put them in the bushes in the backyard and many hatchlings emerged the following spring.

...and then you killed them with fire, yes!?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#29
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(October 6, 2018 at 2:05 pm)anjele Wrote: It's a good thing that I am generally not afraid of spiders.  I went out to empty the pool skimmer baskets and when I removed the cover of the first one I was met by a huge black widow who was guarding an egg sack the size of my thumb.  Eeeek

Called husband to ask if he had any poison around here...he said not that would kill her.  So...off I wander to find a brick and hope for the best.  Spider squished...egg sack as well.  

Husband would have just sold the house and moved.  

My poor old heart can't take shocks like that any more.  Sheesh...I think I need a nap.

Thank you for not providing pictures.   Faints
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#30
RE: Giant spider - ICK
(October 6, 2018 at 10:38 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 6, 2018 at 10:28 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: I once had a Golden Garden Spider (♀) in my kitchen. It spun a huge web above the sink. Each morning I sprayed a bit of water on its web to simulate morning dew. After she drank her fill, I fed her several small insects. She lived until early November and produced four egg sacks. I put them in the bushes in the backyard and many hatchlings emerged the following spring.

...and then you killed them with fire, yes!?
Heck, no! Golden Garden Spiders are beneficial and non-aggressive.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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