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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Are they "consecrated," though, via, the "Oooh, la, la..." of the Eucharistic Mass (as if anyone believes in any of that nonsense anymore!)
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 8:19 am)Jehanne Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Are they "consecrated," though, via, the "Oooh, la, la..." of the Eucharistic Mass (as if anyone believes in any of that nonsense anymore!)

Make mine kosher.
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(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

As I recall they taste like wallpaper paste.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

When I was a Catholic, the lack of flavor did piss me off, at least give me some ranch dip for them.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

LMAO
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

Ew, I wouldn't touch those again if they were dipped in chocolate and served by George Clooney. The neighbor's dog might like them, though.

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