Damnit, Brian!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Maybe God just wants a threesome with both their asses?

How come 'god' keeps flattening the bible belt?  Say.  You don't suppose the dumb fucks are doing it wrong, do you?

Obviously no good Christian prayed for the hurricanes to leave them alone. God will change the plans he made when he created the Universe if a good Christian asks him to do so.

[Minimalist]

You'd think one of the silly bastards would try it, wouldn't you?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You'd think one of the silly bastards would try it, wouldn't you?

My cousins try to pray away tornado season.

[Brian37]

Prayer is such an obvious give away to the bad claim that contradicts "all powerful" and, "he knows what he is doing".

Ok if you claim he knows what he is doing, why the fuck are you trying to beg to change his plans?

This horrible logic is the same thing that leads people to speed and bitch when they get pulled over and get a ticket.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Prayer is such an obvious give away to the bad claim that contradicts "all powerful" and, "he knows what he is doing".

Ok if you claim he knows what he is doing, why the fuck are you trying to beg to change his plans?

This horrible logic is the same thing that leads people to speed and bitch when they get pulled over and get a ticket.

You mean like this jerk?

[Brian37]

Prayer is such an obvious give away to the bad claim that contradicts "all powerful" and, "he knows what he is doing".

Ok if you claim he knows what he is doing, why the fuck are you trying to beg to change his plans?

This horrible logic is the same thing that leads people to speed and bitch when they get pulled over and get a ticket.

You mean like this jerk?

Yep, sums it up.

Religion teaches you to base laws on arbitrary shit, then when it doesn't go your way it also allows you to bitch or beg.

Whereas this cop gave him a ticket because ENGINEERS AND SCIENTISTS  figured out on that road to be safe staying under a certain speed was better.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I was hoping he'd get a littering ticket too. Those can be worse than speeding tickets.

[Minimalist]

You'd think one of the silly bastards would try it, wouldn't you?

My cousins try to pray away tornado season.  

How'd that work out?

[Crossless2.0]

You'd think one of the silly bastards would try it, wouldn't you?

My cousins try to pray away tornado season.  

They would have better luck moving to San Diego.

But then they would have to talk to themselves about earthquakes and fires.

[Whateverist]

Maybe God just wants a threesome with both their asses?

How come 'god' keeps flattening the bible belt?  Say.  You don't suppose the dumb fucks are doing it wrong, do you?

Might have picked the wrong one or obsessed about the wrong book or even have read the right one the wrong way.