Damnit, Brian!

[Crossless2.0]

How come 'god' keeps flattening the bible belt?  Say.  You don't suppose the dumb fucks are doing it wrong, do you?

Might have picked the wrong one or obsessed about the wrong book or even have read the right one the wrong way.

I'm telling you: It's Drich!  

[Whateverist]

You'd think one of the silly bastards would try it, wouldn't you?

My cousins try to pray away tornado season.  

Did they move there on purpose just so they would have the opportunity to take and pass God's hurricane test?

[Minimalist]

Might have picked the wrong one or obsessed about the wrong book or even have read the right one the wrong way.

I'm telling you: It's Drich!  

If I were a god I wouldn't listen to that asshole, either.

[Little lunch]

Maybe God just wants a threesome with both their asses?

This made me laugh, mostly because you said it. :-)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My cousins try to pray away tornado season.  

Did they move there on purpose just so they would have the opportunity to take and pass God's hurricane test?

Nope, every day there's no tornado they claim as a victory for God. If God gets enough victory I guess he can turn them in for a ring made of five mini-lion bots?

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Michael's a Cat 4. https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/10/us/hurric...index.html

[Brian37]

Betty Bowers, "America's best Christian", said it best something like, "Thanking God for surviving a natural disaster where your neighbors die is like thanking a serial killer for killing your neighbors instead of you."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Betty Bowers, "America's best Christian", said it best something like, "Thanking God for surviving a natural disaster where your neighbors die is like thanking a serial killer for killing your neighbors instead of you."

And, of course, we've all done that at one time or another.

[Brian37]

Betty Bowers, "America's best Christian", said it best something like, "Thanking God for surviving a natural disaster where your neighbors die is like thanking a serial killer for killing your neighbors instead of you."

And, of course, we've all done that at one time or another.  

As long as you don't fuck with my cat or ABBA or me, do whatever you want to anyone else.

[outtathereligioncloset]

I LOVE stories about Gawdz' cousins! Please don't ever describe them physically. I have my own mental image of them and don't want that bubble popped.

Okay, so I've changed my mind just a little, I gotta know---do any of them have a mullet haircut? And if the answer is yes, PLEASE tell me it's one of the women. I used to work with a woman who had a super long mullet. She cut it herself because "nobody else can cut it right."

[Minimalist]

Did they move there on purpose just so they would have the opportunity to take and pass God's hurricane test?

Nope, every day there's no tornado they claim as a victory for God. If God gets enough victory I guess he can turn them in for a ring made of five mini-lion bots?

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Michael's a Cat 4. https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/10/us/hurric...index.html

Apparently those xhristard posers in Florida didn't pray hard enough.  I wonder where Dripshit is?  Probably in a church!