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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 11:48 am
Gingers and practically anything.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 12:43 pm
The Valkyrie and hostages.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 1:09 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2018 at 1:10 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
An Alsatian, a one-legged dwarf, a jerry can of creme de menthe, Klieg lights, and a copy of ‘Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying’.

I can’t tell you how I know this.

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#64
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 2:35 pm
(November 11, 2018 at 11:48 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Gingers and practically anything.

Whoa now.  In my family you're either born a ginger, marry a ginger or produce gingers.  Or a combination of the above.  As for me, I married (times two) and produced one.  And Grandchildperson depends on the lighting.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 3:33 pm
Coffee and my nostrils.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 3:51 pm
Church and alcohol.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(November 11, 2018 at 3:51 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Church and alcohol.

I beg to differ. Alcohol is practically a prerequisite for going into a church on Sunday.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 4:05 pm
(November 11, 2018 at 4:01 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(November 11, 2018 at 3:51 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Church and alcohol.

I beg to differ.  Alcohol is practically a prerequisite for going into a church on Sunday.

I was thinking about not parting with money when the collection dish makes an appearance.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 7:36 am
Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening for me!
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 12, 2018 at 8:08 am
Chopping chillies and an itchy bum hole.
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