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Ask an OakTree some things
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 5:26 pm
Are you a funny guy and will I kill you last?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 5:30 pm
Could you give me wood? ;-)
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#23
RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 5:40 pm
What are your feelings on people who call you old and tie yellow ribbons around you?
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#24
RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 18, 2018 at 8:19 pm
Was that a reference to you in the Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Ask an OakTree some things
October 19, 2018 at 4:39 am (This post was last modified: October 19, 2018 at 4:40 am by OakTree500.)
(October 18, 2018 at 12:57 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: I have four questions for you, master.
1) Why is it so difficult to nail jello to a tree?
well.....it is Jello. Trying to nail jello to anything is pretty hard.

2)  How big are your acorns?
Big enough  Naughty

3)  What kind of Oak are you?
A solid one

4) Have you ever attended services at The Church of the Rising Penis?  (All rise or kneel as the spirit commands you.)
I have not, that I know of  FSM Wink

(October 18, 2018 at 1:00 pm)polymath257 Wrote: The first question that came to mind: How often do you get wood?

Don't answer that.....
Every mor-, I mean no worries, I'll leave that out  Great


(October 18, 2018 at 3:44 pm)Marozz Wrote: Brexit - Which camp are you in, leave or remain?
I'm very much in the remain camp.


(October 18, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you a funny guy and will I kill you last?
Funny? Subjectively, maybe lol. And I'm probably first to go.

(October 18, 2018 at 5:30 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Could you give me wood? ;-)
Take two of these and see me in the morning  Naughty


(October 18, 2018 at 5:40 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: What are your feelings on people who call you old and tie yellow ribbons around you?
I mean it's not the best, but I get covered in lovely yellow ribbons......so there is that.


(October 18, 2018 at 8:19 pm)wyzas Wrote: Was that a reference to you in the Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
It was indeed
"Be Excellent To Each Other"
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