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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 8:29 pm
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For a foot fetishist, Cinderella would be the obvious choice. Or maybe Rapunzel, but only if she had the same shoe preference as the Disney version:
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 10:46 pm
(November 8, 2018 at 7:40 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: I've felt like I've been living in one of Grimm's fairy tales since November of 2016. I can't get out. That sounds like a grim fairy tale alright. 
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:11 pm
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Alice in Wonderland.
‘One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...’
We’re all mad here.
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm
Kit.....There would be A Lot of sex if I lived in a fairytale. I won’t ruin your favorite fairytales by telling you the twisted sex that would be involved with Ariel, Eric, and friends
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:29 pm
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(November 8, 2018 at 11:11 pm)anjele Wrote: Alice in Wonderland.
‘One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...’
We’re all mad here.
Isn't the first one called Viagra these days 
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:30 pm
Too many interesting fairy tales to choose from.
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:36 pm
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Everyone know you fantasize about being Cinderella and are just waiting for your prince in shining armour! Don't lie.
All girls are the same...
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:43 pm
(November 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm)Losty Wrote: Kit.....There would be A Lot of sex if I lived in a fairytale. I won’t ruin your favorite fairytales by telling you the twisted sex that would be involved with Ariel, Eric, and friends
If you ever get into writing fanfiction, I wouldn't mind proofreading. 
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 8, 2018 at 11:49 pm
(November 8, 2018 at 11:43 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: (November 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm)Losty Wrote: Kit.....There would be A Lot of sex if I lived in a fairytale. I won’t ruin your favorite fairytales by telling you the twisted sex that would be involved with Ariel, Eric, and friends
If you ever get into writing fanfiction, I wouldn't mind proofreading.
Maybe once football season is over I’ll have some free time. Just be forewarned, my fantasies can get crazy haha
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RE: If you could live in a fairy tale
November 9, 2018 at 1:52 am
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The Wishing-Table, the Gold-Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack.
Just three careful kills and i'd be infinitely rich, eat extremely Well and have a bodyguard at my disposal 24/7.
Screw your mermaid. You know how fish mate, right?
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