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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 16, 2018 at 8:04 am
Polo: The horses ride the players.
Football: Three teams in every match, three nets, five balls in play at all times.
Tennis: Use volley ball nets and golf balls.
Golf: Clubs may only be swung one-handed.
Basketball: No players over 5'5" tall.
Cricket: Explosive wickets.
American football: Give it a sensible fucking name.
Baseball: All players must wear two gloves.
Croquet: Ban it for being a stupid bloody waste of time.
Rugby: No changes are recommended or indeed possible, as rugby is the most perfect sport ever to be devised by human ingenuity.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 1:36 am
(November 16, 2018 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Football: No time out can be more than one minute long.
Basketball: Anybody who dribbles on the floor has to clean it up.
Cricket:
The bowler has to skip-to-my-Lou before delivery.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 1:41 am
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Hockey: razor sharp sticks and explosive balls.
Beach volleyball: fully armoured.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 1:45 am
American Football: make it literal. No more passing or carrying the ball, you have to kick it on every play.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 1:47 am
..... sounds like the Jets.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 1:59 am
Trampoline basketball.
Baseball with water balloons.
Hockey with cupcakes.
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RE: Add something absurd to any sports......
November 19, 2018 at 3:22 am
Every football player has to drink a gallon of milk before playing