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I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 7:21 pm
I've been offline for a long while and I'm back again, praise the sweet name of Jebus. I'll resume my fruitless efforts to save you godless heathen trash, which won't work because my Sky Daddy has hardened your hearts because you're destined to be fuel to sate His pyromania on Judgment Day. Better you than me. I'll also be buzzing the dumbass phony Christians and trying to teach them what the Wholly Babble really says. For those who don't know me, I may sound like a member of the Landover Baptist Church but I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™. I can't afford their tithing requirements. Praise the Lord anyway.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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RE: I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 7:23 pm
(November 22, 2018 at 7:21 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: I've been offline for a long while and I'm back again, praise the sweet name of Jebus. I'll resume my fruitless efforts to save you godless heathen trash, which won't work because my Sky Daddy has hardened your hearts because you're destined to be fuel to sate His pyromania on Judgment Day. Better you than me. I'll also be buzzing the dumbass phony Christians and trying to teach them what the Wholly Babble really says. For those who don't know me, I may sound like a member of the Landover Baptist Church but I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™. I can't afford their tithing requirements. Praise the Lord anyway.
And don't forget, God always needs MONEY!
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 7:35 pm
Welcome back I suppose
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RE: I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 7:39 pm
Welcome back matey...
Our arms are open to all sorts here!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 7:57 pm
The forums have devolved of late, YITW.
We need your magical sky daddy to save us.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: I'm back
November 22, 2018 at 8:06 pm
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It's about time. I've been swallowing my tears.
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RE: I'm back
November 23, 2018 at 5:11 am
Commeth the hour, commeth the man.
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RE: I'm back
November 23, 2018 at 5:52 am
Daddy, fill me up with holy spirit.
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