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Parenting
#11
RE: Parenting
Yesterday we sat a two year old down at the table, and I think half of what she ate was chips and dip. The mother was not pleased. It's so hard not to spoil a cute, well behaved child.
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#12
RE: Parenting
A lady once told me not to put a hat on my baby because newborns breathe through the hole in their heads like little whales.
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#13
RE: Parenting
(November 23, 2018 at 7:31 pm)Losty Wrote: A lady once told me not to put a hat on my baby because newborns breathe through the hole in their heads like little whales.

ROFLOL
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#14
RE: Parenting
(November 23, 2018 at 7:31 pm)Losty Wrote: A lady once told me not to put a hat on my baby because newborns breathe through the hole in their heads like little whales.

Oh lawdy lawd!!!!! I died.
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#15
RE: Parenting
(November 23, 2018 at 4:50 pm)tackattack Wrote: I knoew you wouldn't let me down min

yes Jack, I agree nothing like a 30year old with no kids that's been doing childcare all their lives as a way to fulfill their need for children, telling me how I should parent my child and that I'm not changing diapers the correct way.

As long as you're not just turning them inside out, you're just fine.
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#16
RE: Parenting
(November 23, 2018 at 7:31 pm)Losty Wrote: A lady once told me not to put a hat on my baby because newborns breathe through the hole in their heads like little whales.

Pretty sure you're supposed to keep a hat on a baby specifically because their skin is sensitive to sunlight and heat.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#17
RE: Parenting
(November 23, 2018 at 7:31 pm)Losty Wrote: A lady once told me not to put a hat on my baby because newborns breathe through the hole in their heads like little whales.

There are only two places on Earth where a belief like that is a possible, and they share a state border. And one of them is Florida.
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#18
RE: Parenting
I don't concern myself with what other people do to their children...the cattle.  I raise mine to drive them.
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