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This is Just Fucking Priceless
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 6, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Deadly combo, D-P.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 7, 2011 at 1:23 am
Maybe the priest just forgot to wash his hands after he crapped before he broke the wafers
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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January 7, 2011 at 1:41 am
That's what I like about you, tack.

You always...in your own way....try to give people the benefit of the doubt.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 7, 2011 at 8:44 am
Well, doubt is a benefit.
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 7, 2011 at 2:34 pm
tackattack Wrote:Maybe the priest just forgot to wash his hands after he crapped before he broke the wafers

This was what I thought.

Cleanliness is important.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 7, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Right next to "godliness" according to a lot of the morons!
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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 7, 2011 at 9:33 pm
And this probably wouldn't happen in an orthodox Jewish synagogue.
Exodus 30:19
Aaron and his sons are to wash their hands and feet with water from it.
Just goes to show 2 things.. when you throw out the old laws, bad things can happen and the some of the old laws weren't only a path to righteousness but practical.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: This is Just Fucking Priceless
January 8, 2011 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: January 8, 2011 at 12:17 am by Anomalocaris.)
Or they could simply not wipe their asses with their hands. Non-scatchy toilet paper has become abundantly available to every degree of wealth in the intervening 32 centuries, you know.
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