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December 26, 2018 at 2:44 pm
I've petted a kangaroo, held a koala even a boa a long time ago. But whenever I watch tv, and last Feb, when I went to Erwin's Zoo, I see people deal with dangerous animals. It was still a bit unnerving to me to walk bast the tiger enclosure at the Australia Zoo, and see 3 guys standing in the back of it, looking relaxed as if it was no big deal. And all I could think looking at those big cats was, "Better you than me.".
NO AND MIGHT I ADD, THANK YOU!
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December 26, 2018 at 3:15 pm
Would it help to think of tigers as just somewhat oversized housecats who are basically very friendly and may incidentally remove your internal organs?
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December 26, 2018 at 3:25 pm
(December 26, 2018 at 3:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Would it help to think of tigers as just somewhat oversized housecats who are basically very friendly and may incidentally remove your internal organs?
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Ha ha ha..... Yea, I am sure Roy would say the same and not blame the cat too. And from what I understand he didn't, but a lot of good that did Roy.
Like I said, noooooooo thank you.
In all seriousness, I am sure if they are raised from birth, they'd be less likely to get aggressive. Problem is, just like most life, if you run out of resources to feed it, it is big enough and strong enough to unintentionally or intentionally rip you to shreds.
Shit, even with horses. I've ridden once, looked down thinking damn if I fall off I could really fucking break something. But even with their hard skulls, I think what if they lean into me and unintentionally but my head.
I'll stick to my house cat thank you.
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December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm
Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.
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December 26, 2018 at 3:31 pm
(December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.
Sure, and while I am at it, while it is horny, poke it in the eye.
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December 26, 2018 at 3:42 pm
(December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.
'Never trust a horny tiger,' that's my motto.
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December 26, 2018 at 3:49 pm
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December 26, 2018 at 3:57 pm
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(December 26, 2018 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.
'Never trust a horny tiger,' that's my motto.
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FUCK YOU BASTARD, I had a mouth full of beer when I read that, you trying to make me choke to death laughing?
Good motto regardless.
I think that should go without saying.
(December 26, 2018 at 3:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
Yep, I would be that guy.
RationalPoet.... Video of a lion, but still, there is a reason they call them "BIG , DID I MENTION, BIG, NO REALLY, I MEAN FUCKING DON'T MESS WITH ME FUCKING BIG, CATS"
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December 26, 2018 at 4:38 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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