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Old age stories in the news.....
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Old age stories in the news.....
December 28, 2018 at 9:03 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2018 at 9:47 pm by Jackie.)
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December 29, 2018 at 12:13 pm
I'm just surprised that I've lived this long. Feets don't fail me now!
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December 29, 2018 at 12:16 pm
(December 29, 2018 at 12:13 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I'm just surprised that I've lived this long.  Feets don't fail me now!

Lucky guy, I know I won't make it that long. I know my family history, and besides that, my diet isn't the best either.
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December 29, 2018 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2018 at 12:19 pm by Angrboda.)
(December 29, 2018 at 12:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2018 at 12:13 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I'm just surprised that I've lived this long.  Feets don't fail me now!

Lucky guy, I know I won't make it that long. I know my family history, and besides that, my diet isn't the best either.

I smoked like a chimney for 30 years and I'm still alive. Never give up until the fat lady sings.
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RE: Old age stories in the news.....
December 29, 2018 at 12:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2018 at 12:24 pm by Jackie.)
(December 29, 2018 at 12:18 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(December 29, 2018 at 12:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Lucky guy, I know I won't make it that long. I know my family history, and besides that, my diet isn't the best either.

I smoked like a chimney for 30 years and I'm still alive.  Never give up until the fat lady sings.

I am not saying I want to give up, not one bit. I am just being realistic.
I am just fucking amazed at centennials in how much history they live to witness.
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RE: Old age stories in the news.....
December 29, 2018 at 12:45 pm
I'll be 68 in two weeks. My fear is that I'll live longer than I want to.
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December 29, 2018 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2018 at 1:10 pm by Jackie.)
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December 29, 2018 at 1:11 pm
(December 29, 2018 at 1:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 29, 2018 at 12:45 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I'll be 68 in two weeks. My fear is that I'll live longer than I want to.

I actually have  bar code and sell by date tattoo'd on my body. HASMAT was called in because I was reported to be way past my sell by date.
...by several decades. Hehe
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December 29, 2018 at 1:24 pm
(December 29, 2018 at 1:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 29, 2018 at 1:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I actually have  bar code and sell by date tattoo'd on my body. HASMAT was called in because I was reported to be way past my sell by date.
...by several decades.  Hehe

Someone saves you from your own insecurities, they get you home, despite your unfounded fear, and even after that, some people still tease you about it.

This is the last time I call you in an emergency. I am at the point that if I were in the boat houses of Pompeii, and you were Apollo or Zues 

What do you want from me dude? You helped me not freak out getting home from a hurricane. Great, and I thank you. I mean that. 

But, if you are like the rest of my friends including Hillbilly Atheist whom is looking forward to making me sing a HORRIBLE country song over an NFL BET.

All I can say is....... I WANT MY MOMMY!
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December 29, 2018 at 3:14 pm
It's worth it.
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