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Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
(January 22, 2019 at 11:03 am)Drich Wrote: Your the one who can't take criticism, while I on the other hand have now two different time took everything you said line by line digested it and gave a specific response to every single point you made. you on the other hand took an hours work and summed everything up by saying you can't take a joke. and that you knew a religious person could fix what you said... That disconnect from deep cutting criticism in your specific lack of understanding show you to be the one who can not take a critical introspective look at yourself and what you not understand.

You don't own a single mirror do you? Bless.
RAmen.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
Long as I die with a gun in my hand I get the fastpass...and since having a gun in ones hands strongly correlates with increased risk of getting dead-ed... I'm going to end up in heaven by accident.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
god when he watches kids kissing or a women getting banged in the name of jebus  Jerkoff
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#14
RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
When you die - simply walk backwards towards the bright light - and they' ll think you' re leaving...


Great
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RE: Ways to Get Into Heaven! Or Whatever You Believe in!
why do i post this ?  same with why did stone cold hate brian pillman Smile

http://i.imgur.com/Xzox96Z.jpg simple.... the over religious people only respect their own.  Jerkoff
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