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Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 10:05 am
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Not a chance you miserable cow.
You are a raincloud
you stole my umbrella.
If I had my time again?
I would avoid Timpsons altogether.
I want a new umbrella
and you're paying.
Cod 11/03/2019
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 12:54 pm
'I really enjoy Japanese haiku poetry.
I'd probably be better at creating it
If the syllabic restrictions were loosened up a bit.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 5:48 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are orange,
Wait, no they're not,
Fuck!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 5:52 pm
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish.
If it wasn't for Jesus,
More folks would be Jewish.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 6:05 pm
Jeremiah was a bullfrog,
He was a good friend of mine,
On the weekends he'd get drunk,
And sexually assault swine.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 6:31 pm
I know my heart
I know my mind
I know that I
Stick up behind.
The muslim prayer as told by my mother.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 6:58 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2019 at 6:59 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
There once was a man from Nantucket.
His name was Bill, he was nice. Played a good game of chess.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 8:50 pm
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways..
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.....
PW Herman
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 9:04 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2019 at 9:05 pm by Figbash.)
roses r red
biolets r blu
i can't open ma mouth
cuz i ate sum glu
Illegitimi non carborundum
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RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 10:26 pm
Fuck all that you said
You’ve always been a dickhead
I want a taco
~Losty
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