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Crap poetry
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Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Not a chance you miserable cow. You are a raincloud you stole my umbrella. If I had my time again? I would avoid Timpsons altogether. I want a new umbrella and you're paying. Cod 11/03/2019 
'I really enjoy Japanese haiku poetry.
I'd probably be better at creating it If the syllabic restrictions were loosened up a bit.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Roses are red,
Violets are orange, Wait, no they're not, Fuck! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish. If it wasn't for Jesus, More folks would be Jewish. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Jeremiah was a bullfrog,
He was a good friend of mine, On the weekends he'd get drunk, And sexually assault swine. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I know my heart
I know my mind I know that I Stick up behind. The muslim prayer as told by my mother.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 6:58 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2019 at 6:59 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
There once was a man from Nantucket.
His name was Bill, he was nice. Played a good game of chess.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. ![[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/be/ba/41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg) -
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11..... PW Herman
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 RE: Crap poetry
March 11, 2019 at 9:04 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2019 at 9:05 pm by Figbash.)
roses r red
biolets r blu i can't open ma mouth cuz i ate sum glu
Illegitimi non carborundum
Fuck all that you said
You’ve always been a dickhead I want a taco ~Losty |
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