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Crap poetry
#1
Crap poetry
Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Not a chance you miserable cow.
You are a raincloud
you stole my umbrella.

If I had my time again?
I would avoid Timpsons altogether.
I want a new umbrella
and you're paying.

Cod 11/03/2019
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#2
RE: Crap poetry
'I really enjoy Japanese haiku poetry.
I'd probably be better at creating it
If the syllabic restrictions were loosened up a bit.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Crap poetry
Roses are red,
Violets are orange,
Wait, no they're not,
Fuck!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: Crap poetry
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish.
If it wasn't for Jesus,
More folks would be Jewish.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
RE: Crap poetry
Jeremiah was a bullfrog,
He was a good friend of mine,
On the weekends he'd get drunk,
And sexually assault swine.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
RE: Crap poetry
I know my heart
I know my mind
I know that I
Stick up behind.

The muslim prayer as told by my mother.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Crap poetry
There once was a man from Nantucket.

His name was Bill, he was nice. Played a good game of chess.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#8
RE: Crap poetry
How do I love thee? 
Let me count the ways..
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.....

PW Herman
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#9
RE: Crap poetry
roses r red
biolets r blu
i can't open ma mouth
cuz i ate sum glu
Illegitimi non carborundum
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#10
RE: Crap poetry
Fuck all that you said
You’ve always been a dickhead
I want a taco

~Losty
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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