Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: March 28, 2024, 4:44 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
#11
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Welcome.

Your disapproval of pushing beliefs gets you an immediate +1.
Dying to live, living to die.
Reply
#12
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Shalom. My father is Jewish, and despite being raised Catholic, I still have Hanukkah prayer memorized. Don't know what I'm saying, but I can pronounce it right!

But you're not one of the ultra-orthodox Jews in NYC responsible for the measles outbreak, are you?
[Image: nL4L1haz_Qo04rZMFtdpyd1OZgZf9NSnR9-7hAWT...dc2a24480e]
Reply
#13
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Hello! Big Grin
Reply
#14
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome! Peace!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Reply
#15
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome Meshakhad.
Isn't your namesake a guard captain of House Harkonnen slain in hand to hand combat by Duncan Idaho?

Or was that Aragorn? English history can be sooo confusing.

Welcome. Smile
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Reply
#16
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome Woof.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Reply
#17
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 2:15 pm)Meshakhad Wrote: Hi! I just found this forum about 5 minutes ago, and figured I might as well register.

So, to state my beliefs up front, I am a Conservative Jew. I believe that G-d created the universe 14 billion years ago. I also strongly disapprove of forcing one's beliefs on others, whatever they are. For that reason, I find I get along better with most atheists better than Christian fundamentalists. I believe that it is important to seek out differing opinions and to engage in reasoned debate. I also believe it is important to laugh as often as possible. Here's to many interesting debates and hilarious jokes!

Welcome
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

Reply
#18
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
I mean. . . as long as you're willing to eat babies with us, we can overlook the whole theist thing for a while.
Reply
#19
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
(April 11, 2019 at 3:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Greetings. I'm the one they warned you about.

No! I am the one! Diablo
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

Reply
#20
RE: GREETINGS PITIFUL MORTALS
Welcome, but in Hebrew.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Greetings from Serbia! :) EvolucijaSvesti 12 723 November 16, 2023 at 6:21 pm
Last Post: brewer
  Blessings/Greetings to all here. Nishant Xavier 10 1161 June 15, 2023 at 1:43 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Greetings deleted 6 800 June 7, 2023 at 12:34 pm
Last Post: HappySkeptic
  Greetings!! jonahhockey34 7 1271 October 26, 2022 at 10:13 pm
Last Post: Peebothuhlu
  Greetings Pnerd 13 1226 May 21, 2022 at 1:06 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Greetings everyone h311inac311 11 1219 May 5, 2022 at 10:56 am
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Greetings...... PabloTescobar 22 2761 September 15, 2020 at 10:18 pm
Last Post: tackattack
  Greetings. Impaler here. impaler 12 985 August 27, 2020 at 6:14 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Greetings cleansed 30 2236 April 25, 2020 at 5:29 am
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Greetings SometimesFactsAreUnpopular 30 2429 April 25, 2020 at 1:42 am
Last Post: cleansed



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)