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I thought your god was keeping you safe
#31
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 7:43 am)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 7:40 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You're obviously skipping the "uncritical, blind, unthinking acceptance of this bullshit" part.

My bad?

(April 15, 2019 at 7:11 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How bored would you have to be to hang out with this guy?

What, gawd or me?
Sorry, being terse on this fucking cell phone with watching for nurses who want to take it away. (whew)

You have to suspend disbelief to accept ANY god. People have been killed for not doing so.

And JC, pious fuck that he is pictured as being, would be in the same room with me for just long enough for me to leave.
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#32
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 7:43 am)Lemon Curry Wrote: My bad?


What, gawd or me?
Sorry, being terse on this fucking cell phone with watching for nurses who want to take it away. (whew)

You have to suspend disbelief to accept ANY god. People have been killed for not doing so.

And JC, pious fuck that he is pictured as being, would be in the same room with me for just long enough for me to leave.

Have you noticed that when a christard comes into a room, it feels as though someone has just left?
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#33
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:05 am)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 8:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sorry, being terse on this fucking cell phone with watching for nurses who want to take it away. (whew)

You have to suspend disbelief to accept ANY god. People have been killed for not doing so.

And JC, pious fuck that he is pictured as being, would be in the same room with me for just long enough for me to leave.

Have you noticed that when a christard comes into a room, it feels as though someone has just left?

My relatives, with a collective IQ of seventeen, are devout Christians. They've also had more than the national average of divorces, children born/conceived out of wedlock, arrests and convictions and a positive talent for building stills that are easily found and cooking meth that would kill elephants.
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#34
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 8:05 am)Lemon Curry Wrote: Have you noticed that when a christard comes into a room, it feels as though someone has just left?

My relatives, with a collective IQ of seventeen, are devout Christians. They've also had more than the national average of divorces, children born/conceived out of wedlock, arrests and convictions and a positive talent for building stills that are easily found and cooking meth that would kill elephants.

Right, now, about this Meth .... Hilarious
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#35
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:12 am)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 8:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: My relatives, with a collective IQ of seventeen, are devout Christians. They've also had more than the national average of divorces, children born/conceived out of wedlock, arrests and convictions and a positive talent for building stills that are easily found and cooking meth that would kill elephants.

Right, now, about this Meth .... Hilarious

One of them died using his own shit. He KNEW it was lethal, but the brain had gone south a long time ago.
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#36
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 13, 2019 at 11:39 pm)rado84 Wrote: Every now and then I keep hearing or reading news of "crimes" against the local churches. Yesterday I read about a bunch of kids who stole the donations box of a church in my country. Naturally the media called that "a major crime" but considering what criminals run and serve the church, I don't think stealing from a thief is a theft. Anyway, the article said there were 4 security cameras in that church and also (like many other churches around here) it had something in my language is called a "security roulette". IDK what it is called in English.

This brings me to the $1 million question - if your god keeps you safe, why:
• do you need cameras or that security thing from the above image?
• do you lock your car in the street or park it in a garage that has a lock?
• do you lock the door of your home?


That shows a serious lack of faith in your god. Therefore, all the so called "christians" are actually atheists.



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#37
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 8:12 am)Lemon Curry Wrote: Right, now, about this Meth .... Hilarious

One of them died using his own shit. He KNEW it was lethal, but the brain had gone south a long time ago.

Fuck man.  I'm so sorry.  No one deserves to die that way.

(April 15, 2019 at 8:22 am)Nomad Wrote:
(April 13, 2019 at 11:39 pm)rado84 Wrote: Every now and then I keep hearing or reading news of "crimes" against the local churches. Yesterday I read about a bunch of kids who stole the donations box of a church in my country. Naturally the media called that "a major crime" but considering what criminals run and serve the church, I don't think stealing from a thief is a theft. Anyway, the article said there were 4 security cameras in that church and also (like many other churches around here) it had something in my language is called a "security roulette". IDK what it is called in English.

This brings me to the $1 million question - if your god keeps you safe, why:
• do you need cameras or that security thing from the above image?
• do you lock your car in the street or park it in a garage that has a lock?
• do you lock the door of your home?


That shows a serious lack of faith in your god. Therefore, all the so called "christians" are actually atheists.




Also Sprach's Zara-thrust-up.  Love it.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#38
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
Cuz was poisoning people to support his other bad habits. I have no mercy for him.
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#39
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 15, 2019 at 8:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Cuz was poisoning people to support his other bad habits. I have no mercy for him.

I think I must be going soft.

I've known quite a few people in my time who have had bad habits.  I've seen, first-hand, what it does to them and to the people around them.

Quitting just ain't that simple.

I'm sorry for your loss.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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#40
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
No loss at all. The guy was a pig.
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