I loved the show MASH... BUT....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do ya'll know the name of the theme song?

"Suicide is Painless."

"...If you die." Not sure how true that is.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Do ya'll know the name of the theme song?

"Suicide is Painless."

Yup, knew that.  Did you know that the lyrics were written by a 14 year old boy in five minutes, and - amazingly - they sound EXACTLY like what a 14 year old would write.  Awful.

*****

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say

Suicide is painless (suicide)
It brings on many changes (changes)
And I can take or leave it if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger
Watch it grin

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me?

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please

And you can do the same thing if you please

*****

Boru