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Worst Drug Dealer EVER

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Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:46 am
Not to worry, Amazon will pay the return postage.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:52 am
Hope the sender had it insured  Hehe
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:57 am
Welcome to the Hotel Melbourne city
Got the wrong address
What a fucking mess.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 8:00 am
I'm surprised the old guys didn't take a powder.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 8:02 am
Somebody's sleeping with the fishes!
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 8:05 am
I hear they hid it up in Telluride.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 11:12 am
Ahh yes, the 'wrong address' excuse. I'll have to remember that one.

"Hello, Police? Yes, we found some strange crystal looking stuff. Can you check it over for us, and then get it back to us? Don't want to be cheaped out on like the last time... err I mean, they totally sent us the wrong package."
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 4, 2019 at 1:08 am
"Hello police. We've just opened a package and it contains about $10 million of crystal meth. What's that, dear? Oh, about $5 million of crystal meth. I mean about $1 million of the product. $100,000. Yes, that's right, $5,000 worth."

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