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Worst Drug Dealer EVER
#11
RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Not to worry, Amazon will pay the return postage.
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#12
RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Hope the sender had it insured  Hehe
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#13
RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Welcome to the Hotel Melbourne city
Got the wrong address
What a fucking mess.
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#14
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I'm surprised the old guys didn't take a powder.
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#15
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Somebody's sleeping with the fishes!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#16
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I hear they hid it up in Telluride.
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#17
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Ahh yes, the 'wrong address' excuse. I'll have to remember that one.

"Hello, Police? Yes, we found some strange crystal looking stuff. Can you check it over for us, and then get it back to us? Don't want to be cheaped out on like the last time... err I mean, they totally sent us the wrong package."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#18
RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
"Hello police. We've just opened a package and it contains about $10 million of crystal meth. What's that, dear? Oh, about $5 million of crystal meth. I mean about $1 million of the product. $100,000. Yes, that's right, $5,000 worth."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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