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Worst Drug Dealer EVER
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Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Oopsie!

Quote:An elderly Melbourne couple has received an unforgettable surprise package in the mail – A$10 million ($10.59m) worth of methamphetamine.

'Double check the address before you mail out 20kg of crystal meth.'  - Socrates

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
So they're read to watch "Sonic Hedgehog"?
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(May 3, 2019 at 7:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oopsie!

Quote:An elderly Melbourne couple has received an unforgettable surprise package in the mail – A$10 million ($10.59m) worth of methamphetamine.

'Double check the address before you mail out 20kg of crystal meth.'  - Socrates

Boru

Jenny I got the wrong address, I need to send you meth, Jenny don't change your address, 876-5308.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
Old man, "If I'd known it wad worth that fucking much I'd have gone to Canberra and sold it to the politicians!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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I’m sad they didn’t have an interview of the couple. I bet they were adorable.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
His boss Tony had this to say....

"I never liked him, he was a cocka roach."

"You fucked up Mel."
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
They should have hidden it next to the cure for blindness.
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#8
RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
You used to say 
You'd make lots of money
Another  deal, and you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now

(Edit, extra credit, what song am I spoofing? Youngens wont get it, but some old fogie here might.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXKyHM133c
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Makes ya wonder if some tweekers got a package of Metamucil......
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