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Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:00 am
Oopsie!
Quote:An elderly Melbourne couple has received an unforgettable surprise package in the mail – A$10 million ($10.59m) worth of methamphetamine.
'Double check the address before you mail out 20kg of crystal meth.' - Socrates
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:03 am
So they're read to watch "Sonic Hedgehog"?
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:08 am
Old man, "If I'd known it wad worth that fucking much I'd have gone to Canberra and sold it to the politicians!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:12 am
I’m sad they didn’t have an interview of the couple. I bet they were adorable.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:15 am
His boss Tony had this to say....
"I never liked him, he was a cocka roach."
"You fucked up Mel."
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:15 am
They should have hidden it next to the cure for blindness.
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:32 am
(This post was last modified: May 3, 2019 at 7:43 am by Brian37.)
You used to say
You'd make lots of money
Another deal, and you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now
(Edit, extra credit, what song am I spoofing? Youngens wont get it, but some old fogie here might.)
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RE: Worst Drug Dealer EVER
May 3, 2019 at 7:42 am
Makes ya wonder if some tweekers got a package of Metamucil......
