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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 12, 2019 at 7:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Up was a troubling concept for those people. Assuming heaven is above, do you get to hell by going up from New Zealand? They knew how to forge iron, write, and make wheels. Not much else.

Are you implying the Earth isn't flat?

Or at least not the terraqueous globe which resembles  a smaller sphere of earth floating like a bobber in a sphere of water. We now know better than god that there were other continents and hemispheres. Like, why are there no proscriptions against tobacco? Eastern god did not know tobacco existed. Gods of the Americas did. Look who I'm talking to!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#12
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
I've seen thousands of pictures from ISS. No flying dead jews seen outside the station.
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I've seen thousands of pictures from ISS. No flying dead jews seen outside the station.

That would freak most people out and raise more questions than all the religions combined!
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?  Angel
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm)madog Wrote: I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?  Angel

Catholics?

Nah, he's too old to be a choir boy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm)madog Wrote: I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?  Angel

His dead blood and flesh must keep regenerating, for that fresh endless supply.
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?

And where was he going?
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
(May 13, 2019 at 12:04 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?

And where was he going?

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#20
RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
At work.

(May 13, 2019 at 12:04 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?

And where was he going?

Anywhere away from here.

Heck, maybe off to chill with the fungi from Yosoth? (Spelling?)

Tongue
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