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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm
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(May 12, 2019 at 7:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 12, 2019 at 7:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Up was a troubling concept for those people. Assuming heaven is above, do you get to hell by going up from New Zealand? They knew how to forge iron, write, and make wheels. Not much else.
Are you implying the Earth isn't flat?
Or at least not the terraqueous globe which resembles a smaller sphere of earth floating like a bobber in a sphere of water. We now know better than god that there were other continents and hemispheres. Like, why are there no proscriptions against tobacco? Eastern god did not know tobacco existed. Gods of the Americas did. Look who I'm talking to!
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm
I've seen thousands of pictures from ISS. No flying dead jews seen outside the station.
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 8:59 pm
(May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I've seen thousands of pictures from ISS. No flying dead jews seen outside the station.
That would freak most people out and raise more questions than all the religions combined!
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm
I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 11:46 pm
(May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm)madog Wrote: I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?
Catholics?
Nah, he's too old to be a choir boy.
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm
You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 13, 2019 at 12:04 am
(May 12, 2019 at 11:59 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You nail the guy to a cross and he dies... but somehow he can survive the vacuum of space?
And where was he going?
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