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#11
RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 7:39 am
The universe is either flat, spherical, or saddle-shaped.  Which one you pick depends on which physicists smell right to you (currently, though, the leading contender is a flat universe).

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#12
RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 9:56 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#13
RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm
(June 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm)Haipule Wrote: Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat! Razz

Universe is shaped like a boob.
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#14
RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 8:42 pm
Hi! Pully yo'leg!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#15
RE: The Universe
June 24, 2019 at 10:02 pm
The only proof for a creator God is if the universe is shaped like genitalia.
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#16
RE: The Universe
June 25, 2019 at 1:54 am
(June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(June 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm)Haipule Wrote: Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat! Razz

Universe is shaped like a boob.
Please tell me it's two as one is just not enough!
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When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#17
RE: The Universe
June 25, 2019 at 3:17 am
Am I the only one who genuinely does
not care what shape the universe is?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#18
RE: The Universe
June 25, 2019 at 4:02 am
(June 25, 2019 at 1:54 am)Haipule Wrote:
(June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Universe is shaped like a boob.
Please tell me it's two as one is just not enough!

The other one is a mirror universe.
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#19
RE: The Universe
June 25, 2019 at 6:59 am (This post was last modified: June 25, 2019 at 7:00 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(June 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm)Haipule Wrote: Now, I don't care what school you graduated from a which guru you follow but I swear the universe is flat! Razz

Universe is shaped like a boob.

Whose? PLEASE let it be Kate Upton's...

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#20
RE: The Universe
June 25, 2019 at 8:13 am
(June 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Universe is shaped like a boob.

And the milky way its the nipple har har...

Ok, I will grab me coat.
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