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News Headlines You Never Expect To See

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News Headlines You Never Expect To See
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm
(September 2, 2019 at 4:16 pm)no one Wrote: Husband was right all along.

Montreal Expos win the Stanley Cup.

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron officially tie the knot.

Baby powder made out of babies.

Hehe You should supply copy to the "National Enquirer"!
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 5:12 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2019 at 5:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron officially tie the knot.

Best one yet.

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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 5:15 pm
(September 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hehe You should supply copy to the "National Enquirer"!

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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 5:32 pm
'Newspaper Eliminates Daily Horoscope.  Subscriptions Double.'

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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 3, 2019 at 5:20 pm
Universal Studios starts tours of sound-stage where Moon landings were filmed.

Six thousand year-old female human remains found next to petrified tree, partially eaten rotten apple and male skeleton missing a rib.

Noah's Ark remnants found! For reals this time!
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 3, 2019 at 5:23 pm
"Things are better everywhere."
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 3, 2019 at 5:38 pm
The future of Europe hinged upon John's antipathy towards a hair comb.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 4, 2019 at 10:35 am
I'll write three news headlines I never expect to see in French as I live in France and watch French TV channels.
Don't worry I won't miss translation in English.

1.Le cannabis est légal aux États-Unis au niveau fédéral depuis hier (Cannabis is legal in USA at federal level since yesterday)

2.Un projet de loi pour légaliser l'euthanasie (A government bill to legalize euthanasia)
NOTE : This fictive new headline is about a fictive projet de loi a term meaning literally law project to designate government bill.
This is a bill to legalize euthanasia in France for those who want to die.

3.Les pays de l'UE vont s'unir pour former un seul pays (Countries of EU will unite themselves to form one country)
NOTE : UE means Union Européenne and EU means European Union
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