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Catholic church approves "Confession" app for iphone
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RE: Catholic church approves "Confession" app for iphone
(February 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: It was fine until I snorted pomegranate salad dressing up my nose.

ROFLOL

EWWWW!

How can you eat pomegranate salad dressing!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Catholic church approves "Confession" app for iphone
ROFLOL Oh Ratzinger, your cult is just so kooky! So, so kooky.


"Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been 7 calls, three text messages and 2 Tweets since my last confession..."
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
Brian Tracy
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RE: Catholic church approves "Confession" app for iphone
Now, an app that recites hail mary and the lords prayer and we'll all be set. Quietly coasting into eternal bliss on the back of our mobile devices. Good stuff.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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