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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
#41
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Hey...Il Capitano! What's up, baby? 
Which way's my room? I don't no place with a draft.
#42
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Travis Bickle meets God.





Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
#43
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
I'm sure that Gawd already got his ass kicked in that situation, like from this guy

[Image: indian-chief-on-heaven-spaniard-christianity.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
#44
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 31, 2019 at 10:04 am)Gwaithmir Wrote:
(October 30, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Drich Wrote: I fell to the ground at his feet in sheer terror the first time...

I hope this time I can dance like a david and give him a big hug

You realize, of course, that you're talking about embracing a being whose morals and behavior are no better than those of Hitler or Stalin?  Dodgy
Said the christian equivalent of thanos.

He thought himself to be the good guy as well.. just because your morals allow you to think your on the higher ground does not mean you don't have your share of blood on your hands.

*cough Abortion.
#45
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(November 4, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 31, 2019 at 10:04 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: You realize, of course, that you're talking about embracing a being whose morals and behavior are no better than those of Hitler or Stalin?  Dodgy
Said the christian equivalent of thanos.

He thought himself to be the good guy as well.. just because your morals allow you to think your on the higher ground does not mean you don't have your share of blood on your hands.

*cough Abortion.

*cough hack wheeze* Five millennia of genocide, slavery, and suppression of learning.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
#46
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
There is no need for atheists on this forum. Drich, Soggy Atlass and Dmitry are doing it better than we ever could.
#47
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
“So you put us through all that crap because you have an ingrown penis??”
Dying to live, living to die.
#48
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(November 4, 2019 at 3:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: “So you put us through all that crap because you have an ingrown penis??”

...with which he can go fuck himself?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
#49
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(November 4, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 31, 2019 at 10:04 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: You realize, of course, that you're talking about embracing a being whose morals and behavior are no better than those of Hitler or Stalin?  Dodgy
Said the christian equivalent of thanos.

He thought himself to be the good guy as well.. just because your morals allow you to think your on the higher ground does not mean you don't have your share of blood on your hands.

*cough Abortion.

We all have something in our eye. It's just that we can't all agree who has the splinter, and who has the plank.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

#50
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Why did you make the earth flat
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.



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