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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 12:33 pm
“Why the fuck would I want 72 virgins?”
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 12:35 pm
(October 22, 2019 at 12:34 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (October 22, 2019 at 12:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: “Why the fuck would I want 72 virgins?”
Now I’m cringing.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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I'd mostly have questions for him.
Several come to mind...
Is the Bible an accurate description of your actions and morality?
Why would you create humans, with the ability to discern the differences between: good standards of evidence from bad standards, and valid and sound logic from fallacious reasoning. Yet remain hidden from these methods?
Why would you use the worst possible methods for communicating your message to humanity?
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 1:11 pm
Things were going Okay until Christians came. What happened?
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 22, 2019 at 5:19 pm
"Camera shy, huh? Well, can't really blame me for not believing a badly written book where you supposedly drowned everyone, and had a 600 year old guy build a boat and put two of EVERY type of animal on it. I mean who scooped the poop? WHO SCOOPED THE POOP? Also all that anti-women, and anti-gay stuff. I mean if that's the type of God you are, no wonder Satan Rebelled. I mean can you really blame him?"
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 23, 2019 at 1:21 am
Hey mate! If it took you 6 days to create our tiny earth and you still had to rest on the 7th day, how long did it take you to create the whole fucking universe
God, I think you're telling fibs ...
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 23, 2019 at 9:47 am
(October 23, 2019 at 1:21 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hey mate! If it took you 6 days to create our tiny earth and you still had to rest on the 7th day, how long did it take you to create the whole fucking universe
God, I think you're telling fibs ...
Yahweh's ALWAYS on the porkies. 'Ask and ye shall receive' me arse.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson