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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
#31
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
I couldn't answer that without knowing which god(s) it would be, especially since all gods are equally fictitious to me at present.  Huh2
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
#32
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 23, 2019 at 10:19 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: I couldn't answer that without knowing which god(s) it would be, especially since all gods are equally fictitious to me at present.  Huh2


Any god, though Christians who say it to me are referring to their own imaginary friend.

It can even be Anoia, goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.
Dying to live, living to die.
#33
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Quote:I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I'm sure you'll agree. And even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.

And if I weren't allowed the time to monologue I'd say "I did my duty, Pterry".

(October 22, 2019 at 8:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: SCh6VYO.gif]

That, sir, is eloquence personified. Chapeau, mon sieur!
The great appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!
Big James
#34
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 23, 2019 at 6:03 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 8:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: SCh6VYO.gif]

That, sir, is eloquence personified. Chapeau, mon sieur!

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#35
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Where was the beef?
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
#36
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is a question that has been asked of me by various Christians over the years, most frequently when they finally can’t answer or counter arguments that are presented to them (this seems to be an alternative to the usual “I’ll pray for you!” or “who are you to question god?”).


My usual answer to this weak question is “You’re under arrest for crimes against humanity.”

What would YOU say to god if you were to stand before it?

I think I'd just be talking to myself.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#37
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is a question that has been asked of me by various Christians over the years, most frequently when they finally can’t answer or counter arguments that are presented to them (this seems to be an alternative to the usual “I’ll pray for you!” or “who are you to question god?”).


My usual answer to this weak question is “You’re under arrest for crimes against humanity.”

What would YOU say to god if you were to stand before it?

I fell to the ground at his feet in sheer terror the first time...

I hope this time I can dance like a david and give him a big hug
#38
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 30, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Drich Wrote: I fell to the ground at his feet in sheer terror the first time...

Were you drying out in the county drunk-tank at the time?

That was probably just a cell-mate.
#39
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
(October 30, 2019 at 2:35 pm)Drich Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is a question that has been asked of me by various Christians over the years, most frequently when they finally can’t answer or counter arguments that are presented to them (this seems to be an alternative to the usual “I’ll pray for you!” or “who are you to question god?”).


My usual answer to this weak question is “You’re under arrest for crimes against humanity.”

What would YOU say to god if you were to stand before it?

I fell to the ground at his feet in sheer terror the first time...

I hope this time I can dance like a david and give him a big hug

You realize, of course, that you're talking about embracing a being whose morals and behavior are no better than those of Hitler or Stalin?  Dodgy
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
#40
RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
Who killed JFK
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.



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