where is the news of trumps phase 1 china deal?

[Drich]

[Jackie]

Why the fuck should he get credit for the shit he needlessly caused in the first place?

And his words are worthless, just ask the Kurds.

[Anomalocaris]

Credit is never due trump. Get over it.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

[brewer]

[Anomalocaris]

The deal is a charade.   The only thing firm in the deal is china promise to buy more US agriculture products.    This isn't because China had second thoughts about wanting to hurt those people who put trump in office to launch a trade war with China.    It is because Chinese pork industry has collapsed tanks to the African swine flu epidemic, which killed a large portion of the country's pigs.    So China has dire need for lots of pigs. 

No, they are not importing the trump clan.    Nor the republicans in congress.    They want good pigs.

Consumption of pork has great cultural significance during the upcoming Chinese new year, much as turkeys s have great cultural significance during American thanksgiving.      The Chinese leadership may be dictatorial, but unlike in the US, the tenure of Chinese leadership is highly dependent on their performance in keeping all aspects of the economy running smoothly and effectively handling any crisis.     The  Last time when there was a major disruption during the Chinese new year, and millions of people were stuck on roads and railways unable to get home, heads rolled in the politburo.    Chinese new year with no pork would likely mean president for life with no life, at least no life worth living.

Whatever you say about the Chinese government, you have to admit trump would never have lasted 3 years in the Politburo.   If trump somehow made it to Xi's position in China (A position for which trump professed great admiration, saying approvingly it is like a king), in less than three years the trump clan would likely have had all their worldly assets forfeited for corruption,  and only then, they would be billed for the bullet used to put trump out of his misery.

It is out of concern for availability of pork during Chinese new year, and its effects on the longevity of the current office holders,  that Chinese government decided to buy American pork.    At the same time, they made lemonade out of lemons.   They had to buy those pork anyway.   But they nonetheless managed to get concession out of the great deal maker who is making American great for buying the very same pork.

[Fake Messiah]

[AFTT47]

Drich, we're WAY past this shit. You're immoral buddy (by any Christian standard) is unquestionably guilty of selling out his country's elections to the highest bidder. Are you really going to sit there and defend this obvious criminal?

Is anybody reminded of the Black Knight?

Arthur: "I cut your arm off."

Black Knight: "No you didn't."

Arthur, pointing to severed arm laying on the ground: "Well what's that, then?"

Black Knight: "I've had worse!"

Arthur: "Victory is mine!"

Black Knight: "Oh, had enough, heh?"

Arthur, exasperated: "Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"

Black Knight: "Yes I have!"

Arthur, incredulous, pointing to two severed arms on the ground: "Look!!!"

Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound!"

Drich, you are now in Black Knight territory. You had your fight and you lost. Time to admit defeat and move off to the next battle. Unless you want to try to bite our kneecaps off.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The deal is a charade.   The only thing firm in the deal is china promise to buy more US agriculture products.    This isn't because China had second thoughts about wanting to hurt those people who put trump in office to launch a trade war with China.    It is because Chinese pork industry has collapsed tanks to the African swine flu epidemic, which killed a large portion of the country's pigs.    So China has dire need for lots of pigs. 

No, they are not importing the trump clan.    Nor the republicans in congress.    They want good pigs.

Consumption of pork has great cultural significance during the upcoming Chinese new year, much as turkeys s have great cultural significance during American thanksgiving.      The Chinese leadership may be dictatorial, but unlike in the US, the tenure of Chinese leadership is highly dependent on their performance in keeping all aspects of the economy running smoothly and effectively handling any crisis.     The  Last time when there was a major disruption during the Chinese new year, and millions of people were stuck on roads and railways unable to get home, heads rolled in the politburo.    Chinese new year with no pork would likely mean president for life with no life, at least no life worth living.

Whatever you say about the Chinese government, you have to admit trump would never have lasted 3 years in the Politburo.   If trump somehow made it to Xi's position in China (A position for which trump professed great admiration, saying approvingly it is like a king), in less than three years the trump clan would likely have had all their worldly assets forfeited for corruption,  and only then, they would be billed for the bullet used to put trump out of his misery.

It is out of concern for availability of pork during Chinese new year, and its effects on the longevity of the current office holders,  that Chinese government decided to buy American pork.    At the same time, they made lemonade out of lemons.   They had to buy those pork anyway.   But they nonetheless managed to get concession out of the great deal maker who is making American great for buying the very same pork.

I think Drich's point wasn't so much that it was a suck of deal (which it is), but that no one but pro-Trump 'news' outlets were reporting it.

Shot that puppy, didn't I?

Boru

[Jackie]

Back peddling and trying to save face isn't an accomplishment.