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Your Presidential Candidate.
Athene Offline Donators
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#11
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
October 30, 2019 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: October 30, 2019 at 12:20 pm by Athene.)
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Why not put her in charge, huh?!!

Oh yeah, that'd be great---a fuggin' kid for President, man. 
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#12
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
October 30, 2019 at 12:38 pm
Me. I promise to put all of your out of all your miseries. I will even promise heaven and “conquer death” and all that crap.
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#13
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
October 30, 2019 at 12:39 pm
Bob Ross.

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If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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#14
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
October 30, 2019 at 1:12 pm
(October 30, 2019 at 9:20 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(October 30, 2019 at 8:38 am)Chad32 Wrote: Mr Rogers. He'd get everyone's vote, and fix everything so well, they'd get rid of term limits.

And he's dead.

Dead polititians - the best kind.

Yeah. Can't mess up if you're dead.
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#15
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
November 1, 2019 at 9:51 pm
Satan
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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#16
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
November 1, 2019 at 11:00 pm
me. because there's nobody else I agree with more.
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#17
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
November 2, 2019 at 1:23 am
This guy:





No, not any of the people working with the tank or the announcer, the tank itself.

It:
  • Was manufactured from 1959-83, making it at least 35 years old.
  • Was manufactured in an Detroit, making it a natural-born US citizen.
  • Is a long-term war veteran, having  fought against Saddam Hussein in multiple wars.
  • Hasn't been in combat for over 14 years (having been retired by the US army in 2005) and has thus lived in the US for all that time, fulfilling the last criterion set out in Article II, section 1, Clause 5 of the U.S. Constitution.
  • Cannot possibly fuck shit up worse than Trump has.
Prove it's not the ideal candidate.
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#18
RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
November 2, 2019 at 1:26 am
Yabut..the M60 is gorgeous. Why do you hate art so much? Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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