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Ohio At It Again
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RE: Ohio At It Again
You know what I suspect might actualLy be simpler? Create The Matrix, put right-wing politicians and activists in it, and have them live in this world where ectopic pregnancies can actually be moved to the uterus, climate change isn’t a thing, and legislating on the lines of “christian values” actually doesn’t cause the exact opposite consequences intended. VR is actually evolving quicker than treatment of ectopic pregnancies.
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RE: Ohio At It Again
(November 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: You know what I suspect might actualLy be simpler? Create The Matrix, put right-wing politicians and activists in it, and have them live in this world where ectopic pregnancies can actually be moved to the uterus, climate change isn’t a thing, and legislating on the lines of “christian values” actually doesn’t cause the exact opposite consequences intended. VR is actually evolving  quicker than treatment of ectopic pregnancies.

Alternatively, we could simply thump them with sticks for a bit, see if that helps.

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#13
RE: Ohio At It Again
I don’t think this bill goes far enough.

Women who have phantom pregnancies should be forced to carry them to term.

And if they don’t, everyone involved should be executed.
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(November 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don’t think this bill goes far enough.

Women who have phantom pregnancies should be forced to carry them to term.

And if they don’t, everyone involved should be executed.

How are you going to catch that "phantom" when it blows out of her anus?
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#15
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I bet there's someone who wants to somehow make women have children for every single egg their bodies produce. Because seven billion people in the world just isn't enough.
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(November 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don’t think this bill goes far enough.

Women who have phantom pregnancies should be forced to carry them to term.

And if they don’t, everyone involved should be executed.

How are you going to catch that "phantom" when it blows out of her anus?

Corks.
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#17
RE: Ohio At It Again
Okay, new idea: no legislation relating to medical procedures may be brought to legislature without being vetted by the sort of doctors who would be affected by it. At the bare minimum, by the time it's introduced, any provisions that are not physically possible must be removed. It would also be nice if they had a say on moral issues, but clearly, a nation that can put a wrestling heel with over two dozen rape accusations against him in the White House after almost a year and a half to think it over is clearly not ready for such concepts as morality.
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