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How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
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RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 6:55 pm)Klorophyll Wrote:
(December 16, 2019 at 6:50 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: About body moves, join a dance course.

That's what I was looking for, thanks for the confession and the groundbreaking insight. 

You actually pray by dancing.   Hehe

(To non Muslims reading the topic, he admitted explicitely that he doesn't know how to move during prayer because it's nowhere mentioned in the Qur'an, and thus his claim in the title evaporates into thin air)

Well, he could start by putting his right foot in, then taking his right foot, then putting his right foot in and shaking it all about.  Probably as effective as any other movement.

You two remind me of a couple of neo-Druids I used to know who very nearly came to blows over the proper ritual to use when harvesting mistletoe.  As if ANY of this matters.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#12
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 6:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Guys, guys - there has GOT to be a site somewhere in the vastness of the internet for Muslims to hash these things out.  Not saying that you've got no right to be here, but come on - do you really think an atheist message board is the place to have a slugfest over the finer points of Islamic doctrine?

Boru

*SIGH*

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#13
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
When I want my wishes answered, I scratch my nuts.

...

I will bet you anything that if we compare favorable results, your and my methods yield identical results...
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#14
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 6:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, he could start by putting his right foot in, then taking his right foot, then putting his right foot in and shaking it all about.  Probably as effective as any other movement.

You two remind me of a couple of neo-Druids I used to know who very nearly came to blows over the proper ritual to use when harvesting mistletoe.  As if ANY of this matters.

Boru

Well , at least you have a suggestion. Atlas, a supposed Muslim, instructs me to join a damn dance course to learn praying, this is extremely insulting to his own belief when talking about a holy practice, what saddens me is that this guy has really a lot of threads in this forum and doesn't seem to agree with anything Muslims (all sects included) do at all.

Atlas, you're free to believe what you want, I'm just warning you, you are completely and absolutely alone in the way you mix verses in the most incoherent way possible. Also I don't think you are into any Muslim community of any kind, judging by the kind of ideas you spread in this forum. (No offense intended)
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RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
No, I think you'll win - at least your nuts will itch less.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#16
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
LOL, these two. As if..if they were to work out the minutiae of prayer, people would fall to their knees and pray to a shit god.

Nothin but spare parts.
The essence of poverty, is that it annihilates the future - Orwell.

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#17
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 7:03 pm)Klorophyll Wrote:
(December 16, 2019 at 6:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, he could start by putting his right foot in, then taking his right foot, then putting his right foot in and shaking it all about.  Probably as effective as any other movement.

You two remind me of a couple of neo-Druids I used to know who very nearly came to blows over the proper ritual to use when harvesting mistletoe.  As if ANY of this matters.

Boru

Well , at least you have a suggestion. Atlas, a supposed Muslim, instructs me to join a damn dance course to learn praying, this is extremely insulting to his own belief when talking about a holy practice, what saddens me is that this guy has really a lot of threads in this forum and doesn't seem to agree with anything Muslims (all sects included) do at all.

Atlas, you're free to believe what you want, I'm just warning you, you are completely and absolutely alone in the way you mix verses in the most incoherent way possible.

Again, it doesn't matter. If you pray one way and he prays another way, you're both ultimately talking to yourselves.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#18
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 7:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, I think you'll win - at least your nuts will itch less.

Boru

True..

It' s like one guy praying and one guy masturbating.


Both feel a bit better when they are done -

But the guy jerking off actually has SOMETHING to show for his efforts.
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#19
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
These guys claim there is a god, they want us to "embrace" their religion. Yet they cant even agree on how to pray properly.
Priceless Facepalm Wacky
Cetero censeo religionem delendam esse
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#20
RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
(December 16, 2019 at 7:04 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: LOL, these two.  As if..if they were to work out the minutiae of prayer, people would fall to their knees and pray to a shit god.

Nothin but spare parts.

https://atheistforums.org/thread-60077-p...pid1947783

*SIGH*

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